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NEVER watch the videos. NEVER.

Soon to be re-released songs of Gary Lewis

They were all really Dean Martin’s kids.

Lambchop approves of this joke.

Well, clearly the translator is better at Dinosaur-to-Elizabethan English translation than Dinosaur-to-Modern English translation.

History marks that on January 5th 1948 Jerry Lewis told his kids that if they weren’t quiet and didn’t sit still at the breakfast table that they’d be sorry.

I’m sure they already knew this and were completely on board with it. After all, if you know your dad is an asshole, no amount of money from him would make that better.

I miss the old AV Club/Mad Men discussion boards...

I’m also not loving the way they’re peppering in red carpet interviews between all the advertisement posts.

You know, even though she’s adopted, his daughter with Sandee is still his ACTUAL kid.

The deceased son, Joseph, publicly accused Jerry of beating the kids when they were growing up, a claim Jerry denied, but I don’t think the other kids stepped up to refute Joseph’s claim. In fact, when Joseph died, Gary publicly blamed Jerry for his brother’s emotional problems.

I would even accept it being a link to an article. Embedding a shitty video is just sad.

They have Jerry Lewis’s notoriously dickish genes. That’s one strike against them.

Remember when this would have been an AV Club feature, not... a link?

Dean Martin would have been much too cool to do something horrific like this.

What a piece of glaven.

There were definitely a lot of people who tried to justify Don’s bullshit. But I think most people who watched the show understood that he was an asshole, at least to a certain extent.

Joan was an awesome businesswoman, to be sure - but a lot of people were very quick to overlook her many flaws as a person.

2016 was the Rapture, and all the truly wonderful artists and pop culture figures ascended.