That’s the face of a man excited to be standing in line for a donkey show.
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Mark Burnett, the producer of The Apprentice could have stopped this entire presidency from ever happening.
I think it was your segment on “How to please your sibling in the bedroom” that was the big problem, there.
$17 million a year? Boy, you sure can make a lot of money these days by being a reprehensible & moronic shitty talking head.
My morning show was also cancelled. “Dickon Manwoody Today” got higher ratings!
If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.
I feel so very, very old.
Well of course you can’t just eat the raw onion and peanut butter sandwich. You have to wash it down with a nice cool glass of turnip juice.
Obama embodied everything a President should be.
2027: “The AV Club’s stint on Kinja turned 10 this year. Let’s look back on some of the highlights...”
Remember what it was like to feel something other than shame-rage for a few minutes?
Obama on Between Two Ferns was so great. It was nice to have a president we were laughing with.
I noticed Overkill appears to have cyborg-ish eyes — The Terror’s weaponized syphilis ate the Flag Five’s eyeballs.
When did Harmon turn into the Unibomber?
I kind of like the VLM as just part of the ambience. The citizens of The City go about their business and half-watch news broadcasts about it because this is just background noise to them.
Much in the same way I complained Bush Jr. was a moronic joke of a president, I bitched and moaned about Diqsuq... and NOW we have Trump and Kinja to prove that things *can* be much worse... yay...
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
That only works on French skunks. Fortunately your average American skunk is distracted by Bud Light and online porn.
Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.