That’s what I love about these comments sections, man. The site gets shittier, they stay the same.

We can dance if we want to

Between this guy and Jik Bakker saying there will be a civil war if Tr*mp is impeached, it’s quite the news day for hucksters-disquised-as-men-of-God.

Old Testament God: I’m gonna send plagues, dare old men to kill their sons, flood the whole damn world, and set these twin cities on fire! FUCK YOU ADAM AND EVE I TOLD Y’ALL TO NOT EAT THAT APPLE!

Here’s the flooding near me:

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity.”

We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine, oh

Emmett: What’s a dickfor?

Trickle down jesus

The Bible is pretty clear on loving your neighbor and not being a pious dickfor. It’s not God’s fault people don’t read.

He’d walk on water and GTFO of Texas.

There is no way a church that big is doing jack shit for the lives of anyone in the congregation. If your pastor doesn’t know your name, your church sucks.

Silly libs. Always gimme gimme gimme. You think Joel is running a charity over here?

Right-wing Christians are frequently the most un-Christlike of anybody. There’s more positive healthy useful and actionable modern-day life lessons in a random episode of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood than there is from a random book of the Bible.

When it was evening, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a deserted place, and the hour is now late; send the crowds away so that they may go into the villages and buy food for themselves.” ¹⁶Jesus said to them, “That’s right. If these people want to eat, they need to get jobs and pay for food themselves!”

I genuinely loved how enthusiastic he was for the gifts for someone he’s barely met.

I’m already rewatching this, but on the first viewing I thought for some reason Tinfoil Kevin was Jurgen. As pitch-perfect as the casting is for this show, I do think a lot of the heavy bearded guys on this show kind of blur together.

“It was like he was looking for somewhere to keep his knife, but no place was good enough”