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It’s always the women with the Can I talk to your manager haircut isn’t it?

It helps to think of medical doctors as mechanics with more debt.

Full disclosure, I’m not a Tiffany fan. I get there are many that are and that those people would pay good money to see her. That being said I don’t understand the number of people accepting and co signing her “I partied hard the night before,” or she was hungover excuse. You know what would happen to most people who

Bro-dozers are common, and many of my friends have them. A sizable percentage of them are great people.

Someone’s already on vacation.

I think the subtext here is that Hamno himself is a vapist.

How do I know you are a real writer?

Don’t you remember how funny this joke was 25 years ago when it was on Seinfeld?  We all laughed!

..if the company considers accurate descriptions of what they do “unnecessarily demeaning,” the problem is perhaps not with the coverage.

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

And what, exactly, is wrong with them proving the point? They don’t need to prove it to blacks, obviously. They need to prove it to other whites.

To the other commenters, where did they act like they cured inequality? They proved a point and people, like local news, took notice. That’s like step #1 of deconstructing white supremacy - using your privilege to not only acknowledge it exists but also right the wrongs it produced.

I see this divergence around what’s

Thank you, man from 1987.  

The security staff didn’t chase her because they would have had to buy $300 worth of booze to take her off the pitch.

A friend of mine did something similar in training for one together and her boyfriend asked a number of us to be there for the proposal.  We thought it would be a nice thing and expected him to run alongside her and propose at the line after they had crossed.  But nah.  He apparently just blasted by her from the gun. 

On the whole I agree, although I could imagine a scenario in which a woman might love/appreciate that moment. Probably depends on the couple. But I have to say, lionizing people who run marathons annoys me. It’s something someone can feel good about (and indeed I enjoy cheering on the runners when the marathon goes

Vegans always be telling people they’re vegan in the first sentence

It didn’t work out that way for the Grizzlies. Every baseball fan in Canada already has a favourite team. People in B.C. may switch to cheering for the expansion team, but I doubt Winnipeggers would care that much.

Honestly, I would gargle rusty fishhooks to see how Boston would respond to a second team in any sport. They’d probably just ignore them, until one team had a sustained run of success. And then we’d get to see the infighting as the Bruins had to cede ground to, I don’t know, the Your Daddy Never Loved You So Now You