Not trying to be a dickhead here (though I’ll probably come across like one) but what made you think Trump is a good business leader? It’s not like he ran Apple. He inherited an enormous amount of money then ran a small family business (in terms of numbers of employees) that happened to have a significant amount of…

Turning on the “link to relatives” feature is like voluntarily jogging through a minefield.

you’re going to give yourself a heart attack carrying that stress around.

Americans say that constantly (particularly in election years) but I never see any of them make the effort to even move to Canada, which is next door. So jump ship already or shut the fuck up about it.

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In which of those years were you a teenager?

Has a lot to do with human genders. You use feminine adjectives to describe women in French.

yeah i just wanted to misuse “literally.”

I stand by “fuck all the crybabies.”

I saw the skit when it came out and don’t remember thinking “wow, Dave is really lacing into a bunch of teenage victims.” Anyway fuck all the crybabies of the world. If you’re pissed off at R. Kelly it makes far more sense to go after him that bitch that a 15-year-old skit didn’t somehow put R. Kelly in jail.

Instead they ridiculed him, as comedy shows tend to do. Prosecutors do a better job at making people take things seriously since they have the power to lock up accused.

So better to let him piss on people without public comment? Certainly R. Kelly would have preferred that...

This is literally the dumbest take I’ve ever heard.

“Imagine thinking that premarital sex and cohabitation with any gender constitutes ‘moral misconduct’ in 2019, particularly if your husband is the vice president to DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.”

Colonizers. Ha. What are you, a Lenape Indian? I give even odds you’re an Italian American unironically complaining.

Higher median income = higher rent floor.

Listening to New Yorkers bitch about how their fucking neighborhood changed is my least favorite thing. It’s the non-stop story of most cities and especially this city. Move to fucking Peoria if you want your neighborhood to look the same (and have the same demographic mix) 20 years in the future.

Being “ahead of the other colonizers” makes you Christopher Columbus, not Rosa Parks.

Enjoy your one star for your dumbshit comment.

Once Chinese people really kick off colonizing Africa the world will forget about whites. White domination is like a 400 year blip in a history otherwise dominated by Han Chinese (in terms of population and GDP).