“Imagine thinking that premarital sex and cohabitation with any gender constitutes ‘moral misconduct’ in 2019, particularly if your husband is the vice president to DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.”

Colonizers. Ha. What are you, a Lenape Indian? I give even odds you’re an Italian American unironically complaining.

Higher median income = higher rent floor.

Listening to New Yorkers bitch about how their fucking neighborhood changed is my least favorite thing. It’s the non-stop story of most cities and especially this city. Move to fucking Peoria if you want your neighborhood to look the same (and have the same demographic mix) 20 years in the future.

Being “ahead of the other colonizers” makes you Christopher Columbus, not Rosa Parks.

Enjoy your one star for your dumbshit comment.

Once Chinese people really kick off colonizing Africa the world will forget about whites. White domination is like a 400 year blip in a history otherwise dominated by Han Chinese (in terms of population and GDP).

You’re past getting stars too, looks like.

Scotland is part of Britain. It is not part of England.

She is so not British. I YouTubed a video of her talking and she is 100 percent not British. Weird to think that marrying a British immigrant would confer Britishness upon a person, as though Prince Harry is somehow now a half-black American (culturally).

What the fuck are you talking about

I don’t own a car so I don’t give a fuck who can park where. But c’mon, mate, you know you’re a prick. Note the many commenters responding similarly to me.

You know you’re an asshole, right?

In fairness looking in the mirror occasionally while you lift helps you check for errors in your form.

Is this sarcasm? I can’t tell.

You’re ahead 19-15 at my last check (in terms of stars).

What makes your husband so terrible?

To further your point apparently if you clench your anal sphincter (to hold a fart in) you get incomplete voiding of the bladder, which is not desirable.

According to Hassan Minaj (sp?), who has a new Netflix show, it is a cultural thing. He defends it by saying you wouldn’t use toilet paper alone to clean up shit on a nice pair of shoes so why would you trust your ass to TP alone.

Your edit makes the story make a little less sense since traditionally Indian people actually do use a little pot to get some water to wipe. Hassan Minaj has a whole bit on how the water is logical (basically that you wouldn’t use toilet paper alone to clean expensive shoes if you stepped in shit so why would you use…