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You might as well say the last five presidents to win a second term weren’t born on Saturdays. Correlation is not causation.

I agree with the poster. Also consider taking your profile picture with your head straight instead of this weird twee bullshit (unless your neck is incurably like that in which case my condolences).

Do you have any weird problems with the keto diet / is it something a person can keep up forever? Curious for myself.

Didn’t he attempt this rape as a 17-year-old? That means if he lived in a genteel country like Canada his record would be sealed and it would have been illegal for newspapers to report his name if he were charged.

Did you make this comment on a different post recently or did I read this in a parenting article? I feel like I just read the exact same advice elsewhere.

I’m really surprised that the ADA put forward the argument that the defendant’s losing his job was a “life sentence.” That’s an argument that defense lawyers typically make. Prosecutors usually counter by saying that you need a jail term to a) deter the offender from reoffending b) deter others from committing the

How did they die?

Beck-er.

Yeah, the caller’s theory doesn’t really check out.

The right to cut open a pipeline with a blowtorch? Protest outside a state house — that’s where the people who make the laws work.

Makes a difference to whom?

Speak for yourself. I look forward to standing over a dead planet and cackling at the top of my lungs.

If only you’d learned to pull out you wouldn’t have to worry about this.

Cry more.

You may not have noticed this but Osaka is also a black woman.

There’s plenty of countries you could live in where people don’t have the opportunity to accumulate this much wealth. They happen to suck ass, but they exist.

i believe it. But it doesn’t change the validity of his points either way.

You blow.

WWJD

WWJD

As a white person who’s been arrested for jaywalking and thrown onto my stomach into a paddy wagon I can tell you if you end up with a lifetime of scars, you were going to get a lifetime of scars from a lot of things.