Blonde is a real human hair color. Also this woman is apparently German and Scandinavian so it’s not a stretch she would actually be blonde.

Also, is it normal in most cities to use a restroom when you haven’t bought anything? You can’t use a bathroom even at McDonald’s in New York if you haven’t bought something.

I appreciate your comment and in particular the combo of ALL CAPS “BUCK” and “-wild.”

I’m a Canadian and I’m not being sarcastic. Canada is more welcoming to bona fide refugees than the US. We give zero shits about people from Western countries unless they have skills. And in some ways we are less welcoming than the US because we don’t particularly care about reunifying families, i.e. your unskilled…

Are you a doctor or engineer? Are you married to a Canadian? If not, it’s not going to be easy. Canada’s not a fucking safety school for would-be American refugees.

Where did you come from originally? (Just curious).

Speaking as a white person, I can tell you I hate fucking white dog owners and the assumption that every “no dogs” sign applies to other people. I complain to the Duane Reade and CVS every time I see a dog wandering around my local pharmacy, sniffing all the food.

Notwithstanding how stupid this woman’s complaint is, as a general rule non-white people are still allowed to organize and vote (and change the rules) rather than just bitch on the Internet about white people using the government to their ends. And if it’s really so fucking terrible where you live, vote with your feet…

Though it sounds like the Oakland cops didn’t give a shit, if someone is grilling in an area that’s not supposed to be for grilling it could impede another person’s enjoyment of the park. Like if people brought BBQs to the Great Lawn of Central Park and went wild, it might a) destroy the lawn and b) distract from…

People are detained ahead of trial if a judge finds that they are likely not to return to court or that they are likely to commit crimes in their community. There is a presumption that you should be freed on bail, though.

Your understanding of the legal system is dead wrong. You start with the presumption of innocence. Not guilty, though, isn’t proof of innocence — it’s a finding that the prosecutors haven’t overcome their burden to prove guilt. A mistrial isn’t a finding of not guilty — you can be tried after a mistrial. Charges being…

Since we have the presumption of innocence in this country a lack of a guilty finding means you’re innocent, at least from the point of view of the justice system.

Not to take this woman’s side but if you call the police and say someone “looks suspicious” and have a good faith belief in it it’s hard to prosecute. I once, for example, called the police on a bunch of (white) people who looked like they were burglarizing a house in my (shitty) neighborhood. It turns out they were…

This woman seems like she has problems. If you look at her Twitter she has a face that says “I cause problems.”

Unless she puts her face against the seat of the plane, which as we know never happens on transcontinental flights... /s

That shit’s so weak. Unless you’re somehow accidentally taking acid for the first time it’s probably “who you are.”

That sucks.

I like this plan in principle but it seems like a good way to get punched in the side of the head when you turn toward the victim of the harassment.

Did you create a burner just to create a few of the dumbest comments in Deadspin history? It was a joke, bro.

Did you watch the video? The rule is “illegal check to the head.”