Ha!  I’m just seeing this.  He said that shit! lol

Bill can stfu.

THIS WHOLE TRANSLATION IS LEGENDARY!

Can I also point out what seems obvious (and what I’ve heard white people yell about black and brown people for years):

Okay this is for Bill.

As a white woman from Portland Oregon, this had me rolling! On point. 

I just have one request: when Karen gets arrested for letting her dog shit in the quad and threatens the security office, please mace her and get it on video. Please.

As a dog returns to its vomit, so an alleged rapist repeats his McDonald’s order.

The best way to stop a bad guy with an aluminum vacuum tube is a good guy with an aluminum vacuum tube.

I’m more amazed that someone recognized Chad Kelly.

Case Keenum has been trespassing in the quarterback’s meetings and no one has arrested him yet.

Especially prophetic was his choice to get “except a homeowner and with an aluminum vacuum tube” tattooed on his left bicep.

Chads man, always fucking up. 

It’s the problem in general with how white parents teach their kids about race—they don’t. Because race makes them so uncomfortable, they side step the issue completely, thinking that so long as they teach their kids “not to see race” then that’s a good thing.

Skin color has never mattered. It’s never been anything that I’ve focused on,” Darcy said.

As a Ravens fan, your analysis is accurate.

Ravens fans thought their team was above the “stain” of Anthem protests since no player had kneeled before London. After President Cheese Doodle called out the players some of the players had enough and took the opportunity on a nationally televised game to make a statement. The fandom went apeshit. Imagine, a team…

As a neutral observer, Ravens fans are truly horrible. I lived in the city for the 3 years following the Super Bowl win. Never before have I met a bigger group of stupid, joyless, ignorant, angry chumps. Also: remarkably fair-weathered!

True (supposedly) Story: A few years ago, a friend of mine went to his grandmother’s funeral in West Virginia. Prior to the service at the funeral home, it was requested to “stand for the National Anthem.” This—my friend claims—was strange enough for something to do at a funeral but he stood like everyone else.

I’m not going to call Joe a liar, it is entirely within the realm of possibility that someone was smoking meth at M&T. But he seriously missed the oxy crushing forest for the meth smoking tree.