Nah. My nutrition is perfect and medically surpervised. I’ve had a chronic problem with “my guts” since I had emergency gallbladder surgery at age 29. So a good solid poop is something husband and I rejoice about around here. Not even embarrassed lol.

I am laughing just thinking about doing this in my office.

Yeah, co-existent with the sweet Dad story is the one where any time someone called for me on the phone (*cough* I’m old *cough*) he would first say, “she can’t come to the phone right now, she’s droppin’ the bomb.” (Cue my affronted screeching.) I suspect this is why I never dated til college. -_-

I think I might! The risk of the mermaid move on dry land is knowing me I would probably strain my neck. I really like the perfect ten move though.

YAY! World sucks slightly less today!

Do you do it fast? My concern would be pulling my back out.

I remember standing in front of the bathroom mirror with my dad when I was a little kid (not every morning, since he was usually off to work well before my bus came, but fairly often), and we would blow ourselves kisses and tell ourselves how amazing and fantastic we were. ^_^

The kind where it feels like your entire body mass has shifted to accommodate the void that has been left?

This makes me genuinely happy.

Not to sound creepy but I love you, in that “you are a total stranger being awesome” way that makes me hate humans a little less. Thank you. This was sweet as hell.

I really believe you should also do this when you get off the toilet also.

Imo getting off the toilet is the BEST time to do that. Esp after one of those life-changing type poos.

And how many people have defended their use of the N-word by claiming is just means low class or lazy? “Oh i didn’t mean Black people, I just meant, you know...”

Have you gotten enough attention yet?

What is wrong with you?

It is abominable - like a weird Freudian fairytale of misogynist cultural projection - that Woody Allen’s media team successfully cast Dylan Farrow’s accusations the byproduct of her vindictive, jealous mother, as though allegations of pedophilia are just par for the course in acrimonious divorces, as though a spurned…

The 63% of white women in Alabama who voted for Roy Moore.

And if an ALABAMA SORORITY thinks you’re too racist...

Well, the 53% and 63% have a new spokeslady it seems...

Even if that’s the case, still gets me that one could spend upwards of 100K and tank your future career prospects cause of lack of self control.