The silliness and wrongheadedness of going after Streep allows the Clooneys, Pitts, Tarantinos, etc. off scot-free. Streep was not on the production-side as those men and Weinstein were - so anything she “knew” was derived from rumors unless she heard it from victims themselves directly. Which no victim has stated…

I went from working at a public university where everyone’s salaries are published to a private institution where everything is hush hush and no one talks about their salaries. My department is getting ready to hire a new person at the same level as me and you bet your ass I am going to tell them how much I make. I…

I think Jezebel hates everyone who isn’t edgy or miserable. That being said, I can see Danny Bonaduce wanting to eat Harry Potter.

Pretty sure finger banging an ATM is also illegal, tho.

Why would someone punch an overly-generous ATM? I would not punch that ATM. I would kiss it and give it all the love I could, treating it gently so it could keep on giving way too many moneys.

Honey, you’re so right!

I drive a Tesla, and I have experienced so many racists moments with strangers. I have been asked the following:

The warning on dry cleaner bags were written for people like her.

[Shove] “IT’S COMPRESSED DECOMPOSED LIFE” [Shove]

I need to borrow that sparkles for my new mouse problem.....I give good treats!

Dead

Damn, girl. Be careful.

Ha ha ha

Thats not even the worst of it, from that very same mouth prpbably comes the words, “everything in moderation” or some other similar phrasing when people try to argue for other natural things like alchohol or marijuana.

Thanks! Hopefully when my hair grows back it will be covered up.

In 2018, I’m going to do one of the following (my budget only allows one):

I got my 70 staples removed today!

Registered dietitian here. That’s pretty common with IBS to have simultaneous constipation and diarrhea. Have you looked into the FODMAPS diet? It helps you avoid foods that typically cause GI distress. ETA: like an elimination diet, it helps to further identify trigger foods.

Hey I started my story on Saturday’s open thread, about how a coworker at my smalltown retail job basically belittled me in front of customers—and that it wasn’t the first time, and I quit.