Yeah but they are all in Rome, mangy tree and all, while we are stuck here with a mangy demented president hell bent on crushing every citizen who isn’t white and rich.

I am not a public yelling kind of person, I avoid skirmishes. But if I saw this turd I would probably yell right at him, not like a loon but a controlled loud voice. I’d list all the evidence of his assholery with citations and everything. Actually, I think I now have a list of people I’d yell at and it seems to be…

On the list of the most punchable faces, Trump and that weasel Ryan are neck and neck 1-2.

Well this is just a nice thing happening. I am so surprised by nice things happening lately that I have to comment that they are nice things.

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.

Man, Bea Arthur was the fucking best.

I have been unable to respond to comments for a bit now, kinja just locks up. It is letting me respond to your fine reply and I wanted to say I appreciate your thoughtful and noncombative tone. I was bitchy in my comment to you and you did not reply in kind which I am working on being better about doing myself.…

I’m slightly ashamed to admit I know her because I think she dated Rob Kardashian in his pre-sock mogul days.

Me too and opposite work schedules is a top 5 reason we stay together.

“Over-the-top weeping” and “deeply rooted psychological warfare?” Sounds more like the Trump White House.

Those kittens were the snuggly offspring of the bitey-est and scratchiest feral cat mom. They all got homes where they’re indoor plumpers, she’s in a barn where her anti-social tendencies and lack of a uterus keep her out of trouble.

Christ on a cracker, you are funny.

Our girls and I feel you. Chickens are so hilarious, all of our backyard bird have/had different personalities from shy and sweet to bossy and fearless. Marilyn, Peggy and Roberta all give great eggs and live their lives as fresh air breathing chickens.

The guy on the left of Harry is the true king of everything.

Next time go to Applebee’s for some chicken fingers and no one will see you and no one will care. Try the cheeseburger egg rolls, they’re disgusting.

Crap on a cracker, her Obama comment doesn’t even make sense. Your son is an abusive out of control drunk, but it’s all Obama’s fault. Riiiiiight. Maybe gazing over at Russia too much from her yard has made her demented.

I bet ol’ dense Pence did a Jesus jig when he pushed this through. I’m sure he and Mother called all their kids, including the ones they unselfishly adopted. Oh right, that never happened.

....and dribbled it down the front of his ratty Trump Hotel robe.” Thanks!

I bow to your magnificence.

The eternal president tenderly holds a child, spreading warmth and peace the world over. Simultaneously in the White House, Trump briefly chokes while shoving fourteen cold French fries in his gullet. Horking a couple out on the rug, he then wipes most of the spittle off with the back of his tiny hand.