Wrangler of the thick-ass jeans, grandfather to Kirkland Jeans.

I wouldn’t rule out the police uniform.

Everyone tuning in for Shannon Sharpe and his real ass shit. Obviously.

Jason Hamhock, upon learning the news (probably was wearing his porkpie hat):

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

GTFOH!

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.

Kyle Anger, Mikadyn Payne

Kepler claimed he couldn’t be tried in a state court because he was a native American. He said he was 1/28th Muscogee (Creek).

“doing the “please-don’t-let-him-be-black” prayer”

Sis! So many quotable in that movie. I still walk around doing the Jeri Curl, saying “batty, batty, batty”, and hittin it one mo’ time.....on the good foot! Its a classic that everyone has forgotten about.

One of my favorite movies.

LMAO😂

#12, tho? Alicia be straaaaaaiiinnninnngggg these days. She’s been straining, really, since she got with Swizz, so...

There’s an old photographer’s adage about how the best camera is the one you have with you, and as someone who’s needed to avail myself of my pocket knife on many occasions, I can fairly say that the adage transfers quite neatly to cutlery.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

No, seriously, read it. It’s probably the best writing I ‘ve read in a month (no offense, Damon, you’re still awesome, but Coates is on some next level ish)

It’s amazing. Read it.

Read it. He is such a great writer and he walks us through so much history in his paper.. it’s amazing and not at all rage inducing (it is a bit though, tbh).