I just bought a pair of New Balance size 13 4E. I could have went up a size...to 14???? Nah.

I once read a book about mad magazine in which the author described publisher william gaines as a man who strode to the bathroom with grim determination, as if each trip was the most important trip of his life.

It’s the only logical thing to say.

“spends his days saying things like “I have a wide foot, so I usually go up an extra shoe size to accommodate my disproportionately wide feet”