Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis…

As you get older, pneumonia is one of those things that can randomly take you out. It is not to be taken lightly.

She was a babe, man.

I totally understand, as a fellow motorcyclist. I’ve had some very awesome encounters in terrible heat while I’ve been on a bike. Car drivers motioning me onto the shoulders and onto side roads for shortcuts and so forth..

Blinker fluid contains a fire suppressor. Science, yo.

The sinkhole was reportedly hungry for more Chinese minivan thirty minutes later.

Of course, like this:

Is that Oates hood ornament to scale?

How about the one where I fucked your mom in the ass while she screamed “Make my rectum great again!!!”

John Mango is a good man, and also has one of the most New Jersey names I have ever heard.

There’s a farmer who lets Affleck use his POPPITY to shoot guns, and when Affleck totes out a fucking sniper cannon to do some target practice and blows up a melon from a literal mile away, the farmer guy doesn’t get kinda suspicious?

The next hybrid could be called the Shocker!

Printing this puts you somewhere between the National Enquirer, and Bathroom Graffiti. Sad that you had nothing better to put in this space. There are enough verified stories to print that you don’t have to create them or print stories that you know are likely false. I am blocking this site as there are so many others…

Zoom and flip!

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