“I WANT TO BE SHOT IN SPANISH!!!!”

Those MFrs hurt!

“God let it be Neil Young...”

She puts fries on her Big Mac? Uh oh, girl I think your burger growin’.

Hmm, no Filet-O-Fish in the mix. I guess she is off her fish.

It looks much better. 

“order their vegan lattes with Splenda...”

On his Lap Becky did a grind-a

“…this movie has a weirdly impressive cast: JCVD, Julia, Ming-Na Wen... even Kylie Minogue.“

Swedish Chef approved. I give you The Volvo Bork. Bork! Bork!

“where I smoke weed and listen to Steely Dan as I age gracefully into my mid 40s.”

“white women from Orinda”

10,000 peso hamburger.

For her pleasure. 

The Bio Weapon choice or angle in both your story and the virologists article are… odd. Odd in that other reasons to work with a virus are ignored and go straight to bioweapon. The commentariat likes it though I guess.

“Since when is TGI Fridays considered fast food?”

“specifically by the fact that its harborside location saw drivers careening into the water”

Pretty sure there will always be extremists nutjobs for any cause, product, or political faction.

Curious, what country do you live in? TY

Frying in a G6