Yep, my last trip was about a year ago. Average, way overpriced food at 5 guys.

Martins potato rolls and bread is the shit!

Steamed Hambinos?

“Or if he’s REALLY hungry, Mr Ts in MV.”

“I’ve slept in my Lexus LX470 for three days. I haven’t changed clothes. I have oil in my hair, on nearly every square inch of my hands and arms and face.”

When a person uses “we all know..” in a sentence.

Judge Judy in drag. 

Is the exam at the Kentucky Derby?

I thought it was funny.  Crocodile Derby may be better tho. 

“see a doctor for priapism of the Musk hate-boner”

This guy gets it. 

JR squared!

The Germans got nothing to do with it. 

Sadly, he lost his license. Now he don’t drive.

Yeah, but instead of “Saturday Night Special” the song on the radio was Interstate Love song. Giggity.

“clean it with a tooth brush”

I’m guessing neon tube top. 

They sound decidedly unbold...

Admiral, there be Hans here!

“That’s what I think. You can make the material thinner and not floppy if it is quilted. Thinner material = less weight and less price.”