torn!

I’m hoping the next Story is about a canoe going down a river with an upside down Pao tied to it.

Lean closer and smell the drakar-noir.

Did you know that 11-12 people have been born in Antartica? It was somewhat of a competition between two S American Countries. That would be an awesome place to have dual citizenship if, you know, they had passports or a government there.

Dog Machine: every time I hear soft serve ice cream mentioned, it always reminds me of chum at school who couldn’t resist it even though he was lactose intolerant. He usually made it halfway through till he had to chuck it and run to the can.

My first choice for a secondary passport is Antartica. Oddly, I didn’t see it mentioned above...

Ford Exploder was more apt name for year 2000 model.

T-18 or T-18A transmission?

JCVD did this with a coconut water tube. 

“What is the bacteria/food build up going to be like?”

“with a tall glass of cream-spiked milk.”

It was about then that I realized Sasquatch was really a 50 foot loch ness monster! I aint giving you no tree fiddy!

I have a bit of a thing with misuse (David’s use is spot on) of inverted commas. Makes it difficult to finish what’s written afterwards. It does have a humorous side though! Watch out, Timmy!

We’re now seeing more “spy photos” (I use quotes because it’s hard to be certain that these photos weren’t orchestrated in some way) from Bronco6G...

Jesus is a much snappier dresser. Although simple, it works, even though he looks like Charles Manson. Although Pastor McMuffin looks great for 95 (and I love that he was so passionate) it’s easy for me to be distracted by his:

I really expected Rabbi McFace Pounder and Iman McFister from you, Thick McRibFeast.

“They also called him the McDonald’s Chaplain, but that’s not as catchy.”

Where the Broughams at? When in doubt, go full bro hams.

I aint givin you no tree fiddy you loch ness monster!