Anyone who gives this asshat their money at this point deserves to lose it.  

Any time you see a news story saying someone could get “up to” a certain number of years in prison, it’s wise to keep in mind how much work “up to” does in ads and sales pitches.

Says a guy looking for hard hitting news on a goofy blog with top 10 listicles pinned.

I’ll feel zero sympathy for the people he inevitably screws over when the time comes.

Has the GOP drafted him to run for president yet or are they going to wait until 2028?

Class action lawyers right now

Did Fyre Fest 1 even happen?

Raising Arizona is Nic pretty restrained as a goofball character, and I believe it’s one of his best movies.

Man, if only he actually got sentenced to those 20 years in prison, then he couldn’t be trying to pull LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SCHEME that got him in trouble in the first place.

He is going to make a killing on this because this is exactly the kind of flame that will draw so many stupid social media “influencer” moths with its shiny promise of endless clickable content to create.

I’ll bet there’ll more amateur documentary filmmakers at this event, if it ever happens, than actual attendees.

Raising Arizona and Mandy not present. List is a waste of electrons.

Gizmodo thanks you for the engagement with your clicks and comments.

  You're mistaking outrage for contempt.

A somewhat common theme among the children of the rich and those that pander to them. But I’ll say this for him, he knows exactly who his fan audience is.

This is how the CEO of 3 large companies and father of 10 decides to spend his time.

This guy never matured past 12.

So like a show version of this sketch?

Something something could have had more seasons of The Tick

What is “The Trump Administration”?