“Layla” is possibly the only song in rock history that happens to contain BOTH an iconic guitar and piano riff. It deserves its classic status.

Just read up on the dude, and it’s like he’s the patron saint of weird troubadours who ask if they can crash at your house before “casually” suggesting that you give them anal.

If only he had just peacefully exploded, like the drummers in Spinal Tap

All that, and he’s not even the most offensive cowriter of Layla.

Why does he look like that - that’s dumb. Why does DC hate its comics? This is what Black Flash looks like, just make him look like this

Tilda Swinton is in Michael Clayton for 18 mins of a 120 mins film and got the Oscar.

So when The Flash becomes corrupted with evil he turns into Ezra Miller?

“Children of the Sun” by Billy Thorpe!

Carry On, My Wayward Son?

Tonight, I think I’ll have a cocktail made from the tears of Zack Snyder’s fans.

Rupert’s office is Palpatine’s throne room on the second Death Star

Considering one of Del Toro’s most precious piece of cultural ephemera is his giant Karloff Frankenstein head, I’m expecting this movie to be what Peter Jackson did with King Kong: an overlong, (s)lavish remake of the 1930s version. 

A truly faithful adaptation of War of the Worlds would have to be a period piece. And with the possible exception of the Asylum quickie with C. Thomas Howell that was released to capitalize on the Spielberg movie, every other adaptation has moved the time setting to the present day, usually to comment on current…

One day, someone will do an adaptation which actually follows the book from beginning to end without deciding on various ideas that “improve” it and I will finally enjoy a good Frankenstein film.

with the help of a staff that will likely be used for balance and exploring the lunar surface.

Because as the Apollo guys learned the hard way its incredibly easy to fall on your ass in 1/6th gravity 

I liked the Return of the Jedi reference in the window behind Rupert’s villain lair.

Did AVClub just publish an interesting retrospective essay that isn’t clickbait about some topic-of-the-day?? Does The Herb know you snuck this through?

Single shittiest SNL musical guest of the past 5 years, and that’s without even taking anything but the songs into account (someone tried to accuse me of saying he sucked based purely on his offstage behavior, but no, I was talking strictly about the songs I heard, though the other stuff sure didn’t count in his…

Sounds like the n-word was pretty good for his career.