Isn’t the only answer to the “what should Zion do?” question “whatever the fuck Zion wants to do”? I get the wisdom in sitting out (and there’s no wisdom playing on a hobbled leg) but if he’s fully back and wants to try and win a championship with a bunch of friends before he becomes a millionaire, that sounds kinda…

They will get 0% of the zero top flight free agents they already weren’t getting. How will they recover?

If you were to diagram out the most quintessentially Barcelona goal imaginable, you could do a lot worse than this tie-killing, overly intricate, senselessly gorgeous combination between about half the Barça team that saw Lionel Messi teed up to blast the ball into the net from point-blank range.

... I’m pretty sure 31% is a lot closer to 1/3 than 1/4.

In that situation, I’m going to shoot it. I’m Joel. I’m Joel Embiid. I don’t get disrespected. I do the disrespecting

This may be a stupid question but why would they not want this kind of calling if the predictions/analysis ends up correct?

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

I.....don’t buy this? The punts in the Bears game were not on 4th-and-1. And when you watch the video, Cox is triple-teamed from the get-go. I don’t quite buy that they planned it because Cox was going to be lazy.

It is even more annoying because if you actually watch the clip, Cox is tripled team the second the ball was snapped.

It never ceases to amaze me how much twitter power users obsess over stuff that the 95% of us that don’t regularly use twitter don’t give a shit about. 

I looked at the pictures in the current ad and the pictures from the NPOCP article from 2012 and unless everyone in that neighborhood keeps everything they own in pristine condition and haven’t moved anything in that garage, I would say they used the same pictures from the last time they had it up for sale.

Considering this was first featured on NPOCP 6 years ago and the seller is using some of the same pictures, I would be very leery of what it actually looks like today. Or, assuming it is garage kept, what maintenance is needed for mostly sitting around for the past 6 years?

If this was a free car, its still a ‘81 Malibu. The V8 likely makes good noises but its not fast. It cant move out of its own way. Its got a 3-speed. It looks terrible. And its an ‘81 Malibu. CP. 

Agreed. See: Benoit, Chris

Being a talented entertainer but a shitty person who terrorizes his wife and family is not a complicated legacy.

The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

Also unfathomable? The commentating. I’ve heard bad football broadcasts, but by God, I’ve never quite heard anything like last night. It’s as if they were actively trying to talk about anything but the action taking place on the field. I know, it’s a Washington game, but still.

This comment should be enshrined in the Deadspin HOF.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…