There’s only one correct choice here: Mary Poppins Forever

Sadly, we live in an age when having governments and legal systems exhibit an elementary grasp of real-world limitations to their authority cannot be taken for granted.

Romulans? It’s a faaaaaaake!

Star Trek: Picard

Video games are definitely art, but it’s a fallacious argument that “illustrations based on video games are art, therefore video games are art”.

We’re so dead.

Don’t you worry, we got stories tackling Google and Samsung too. Stay tuned. 

And? Go take an Android phone, and have a romantic evening with it. Seriously. Everything with Android is annoying and frustrating. You don’t get it updated, and unlike years ago where those updates were negligible. Google, is going out of it’s way to make those updates matter. Does that matter to LG, Samsung, or the…

It reminds me of a perfect moment in the about-perfect musical romance “Once”, where the lead, falling crazy for the rockily-married love interest, asks if she loves her husband. She replies “No, I love you” in non-subtitled Czech, which the guy doesn’t understand and probably 99.9% of the audience. It’s great in the…

I looked at the pictures in the current ad and the pictures from the NPOCP article from 2012 and unless everyone in that neighborhood keeps everything they own in pristine condition and haven’t moved anything in that garage, I would say they used the same pictures from the last time they had it up for sale.

Considering this was first featured on NPOCP 6 years ago and the seller is using some of the same pictures, I would be very leery of what it actually looks like today. Or, assuming it is garage kept, what maintenance is needed for mostly sitting around for the past 6 years?

If this was a free car, its still a ‘81 Malibu. The V8 likely makes good noises but its not fast. It cant move out of its own way. Its got a 3-speed. It looks terrible. And its an ‘81 Malibu. CP. 

Agreed. See: Benoit, Chris

Being a talented entertainer but a shitty person who terrorizes his wife and family is not a complicated legacy.

The Phillies sent Dykstra to Las Vegas to meet with Harper, but haven’t seen or heard from him since.

Also unfathomable? The commentating. I’ve heard bad football broadcasts, but by God, I’ve never quite heard anything like last night. It’s as if they were actively trying to talk about anything but the action taking place on the field. I know, it’s a Washington game, but still.

This comment should be enshrined in the Deadspin HOF.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award.