In that moment, all things were possible. You figured that the light saber would fly to Rey, she would fight it out with Ren, then escape and the plot goes on. Just like Return of the Jedi, but earlier.

But we were meant to dislike her, and much like with Poe, she didn’t give a shit if we disliked her. She had a plan, she stuck to it, and then she went down with her ship like a fucking boss.

I think RJ gets all of Star Wars, warts and all, kookiness and all, in a way JJ never could.

The milking thing was primal Star Wars. It’s indie filmmaker George Lucas making a weird 1970s space movie weirdness. RJ tapped right into that shit.

this is an objectively stupid opinion

Playing for the 2015-16 76ers didn’t harm the development of Robert Covington and TJ McConnell. Maybe that’s because, unlike Okafor, they’re not bad at basketball.

More like “Tonight on ‘How to tell someone has never eaten good pizza before’”

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Sometimes, sports feel good.

Is it possible to believe that both Manning should sit/be moved out and that this is an extremely dumb decision, given the coach’s impotence and Geno Smith’s disastrous history.

Francesca’s personal offense at this may be a little silly but he’s 100 percent right that McAdoo has no idea what he is doing, and that a…

Bitcoin isn’t real? You think that paper the government prints till no end is real? Atleast like Gold there is a finite number of Bitcoins that can be mined. You’ll be whistling a different tune when the dollar collapses.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

She’s definitely taking the broiled catfish off the menu at her restaurant!

I assume that Ray’s wife is going to be pissed no matter what real story is.

I would have to argue that the British are the green experts. They’ve had decades of practice after all...

I own a green car.

You’re right. No one has ever spent a fortune “maintaining” their German car.

Deadspin office probably celebrating like the Hulk Hogan verdict got overturned right now

If walking the Bundesliga, winning the World Cup, and consolidating his place as the world’s very best goalkeeper weren’t enough to win Manuel Neuer the Ballon d’Or in 2014, when he finished third in the voting, then maybe atrocious blunders like this one today by Sven Ulreich, Bayern’s No. 2 keeper who’s played all…

Why do you insist on writing like a 12-year-old who has just discovered compound-complex sentences?