I like the idea that, as in the name “The Legend of Zelda,” these are all legends. Stories that, centuries or even millennia later, are being told from an unreliable source to a group of eager children who will one day tell them again. Stories of Link and Zelda and Ganon and maybe the storyteller changes one thing to…

the subjugation of our fellow man is, as we all know, a dick move.

I’m not with the GOP on much, but noise pollution is a massive downside. If you live a city, this would be a bad law.

Either way, Federal is superfluous and they’re the ones we can thank for ethanol mandates and EPA rules that favor turbos (with the notable counterfactual of CARB).

LOL what the fuck is this game?!

Lol

Throw that in a pot, add a potato, some broth, and baby you’ve got a stew going!

and then Phil Rizzuto would tell everyone about the great meal he and Cora had at Anthony’s in Yonkers- “the best Cannelloni the Tri-State Area” and then the game would be over and The Honeymooners would come on channel 11....

Goddamn, it is such a shame Judge is on the Yankees. Not because it’s the Yankees, but because we now have to hear Michael Kay or John fucking Sterling call all of these homers.

Tim Howard robotically, yet awesomely mows the league like a lawn and counts every blade of grass.

We must identify and exterminate any sources of joy from our beloved game.

He claims to hate Arsenal, but he just stole their “At least we play beautiful soccer” excuse word for word.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

But are you really ready for some football?

How much do you think this car costs?

It leans more towards the $80,000 bracket.

Cheryl, are you high right now? Because that’s not a real thing.

Here’s what I found on the web for gorilla masks.

So much gold in this:

Yup, we actually own one of these 107 cars. It came from Volvo Village of Danvers, MA with a old Moody Blues concert stub in the back. Ours is number 60 out of 107 (each car represented a win during the BoSox regular season, so ours was a boring 3-2 victory over the Mets). The previous owner was a Volvo mechanic from…

So you are saying that Germans are just like us?

CP, but I would most assuredly NOT want a Chrysler Sebring.

I heard that!

Whaddaya think’s in the Subway?