LA struggling to fill their stadium or get TV ratings is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. They didn’t fill their stadiums in the 90's. Not sure why anybody thought they would now.

Maybe the price also includes the Sprinter van in the pictures? And the Sprinter van is filled with 4,000 lbs of frozen chicken wings? And one of the chicken wings is actually a 14-oz. nugget of solid gold that just looks like a chicken wing?

As soon as the Knicks are good enough to get a 3-1 lead in the playoffs, I’m sure they’ll blow it.

Jesus Christ it’s pathetic how literally every fucking comment on the former Gawker network (especially the sports blogs) has to relate to Trump some way some how. Get some new material and for the love of God, get the fuck over it already!

Too much rain on a dyke could cause it to leak from its whatever and a dyke at that time is not something you want near you.

In other words, “If only being minimally competent at coaching wasn’t a prerequisite for being a successful coach!”

I tend to think his failings as an NFL coach were mostly because he was a shitty NFL coach, but that’s just me.

Their derby with Man Village is the stuff of legend.

Which is even more ironic when you realize that one of the top teams in the 10th Division is Manchester Divided.

That’s at least a step up from 11th division. Where you earn your kit by begging for change outside your local Tesco.

I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

hella wha? look how much fun those guys are having! they are in jeans at the beach. no one is smiling cause they are being boss. those guys make dude hang out time look super fun.

You realize this is just a fundamentally stupid question, right? There’s no mystery here. Whether it’s something you’d do or not, what’s not to understand.

SWING...and a miss.

To be fair, I still don’t quite follow either point you were trying to make, although I really want to.

It’s called “friendship”. Look it up. Believe it or not, adult male humans can interact with one another beyond competition.

Congratulations on winning the 2017 internet already.

Captain Dadbod himself

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Jerry, get a job.