I’m going to disagree with you, but not just because I have an exgf who is still a huge Maroon 5 fan that I still know all the lyrics (from before we split up).

A column complaining about how musty the faux-military culture that football is?  That’s old.

Who needs editors?  This is Deadspin.  You’re coming, no matter what.

I think we all used to do that.

I saw Artie do a private set a couple years ago.  Not only was he still telling Monica Lewinsky jokes, he was wearing sweatpants.  For a private, invitation-only event.

Crony capitalism.

I have an idea!  KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR SIDE.

There is nothing that WhateverThisMediaGroupIsCalled won’t lecture me on, even if it’s wrong.

Are you saying there was a second spitter?

Marketing!

No

This is the correct answer.  (Still the worst third strike call in the history of baseball.)

Didn’t the U.S. try to develop a similar weapon and quit because it was too expensive and not feasible?

Pacifica guy - when I bought my 2017 Ford Fusion Energi in NY, I saw one at a nice price near my parents’ house (but not exactly next door) outside Philly.  So I took the printout and asked the local dealer if they could match.  They couldn’t, but they came close enough to make it worth my time not to drive from my…

So, I saw Zlatan at PSG a few years ago when my wife and I were in Paris for a work trip.  While PSG has a fan base, Marseille is actually the team that Parisians traditionally are fans of.  And all the lawyers at the office I was visiting called the team “QSG” (for Qatar) and laughed that I was going to the game.  I…

My wife and I were in Paris a few years ago.  It was a work trip for me, but, you know, Paris.  So we took some vacation time.  It included a visit to Parc des Princes.  Zlatan scored a hat trick.  One of those goals was a pass in front of him that he just flicked off his foot and into the goal.  It was just amazing. …

Remember Ford’s solar CMax Energi concept?  No? 

I’ll put $5 on (d).

Yes and yes.  The model is not sustainable at this rate.