I picked up BOTW to do more of the main quest. I have three of the four (lightning/electricity is the last one I have to do) and while I’m still impressed with the art work, playing just seems . . . too slow to me.  And I find the battles to be too simplistic.  And then the desert area and sand seals just bore me to…

The Refridgerator?  Seriously?

But you still can’t go east-west in Westchester.  Signed, resident near Peekskill.

The Jon Wertheim proposal.  Best of the bunch.

I don’t know what a business-bro whipdick is.

Long Dong Silver.

We knew that.

So, AA baseball is no different than AAA baseball?

He just wants to complain in exchange for clicks and comments.  And it works.

Thank you.  100% agreed.

As a former freelancer whose work appeared in the Cleveland Free Times (which was bought by the Scene when it died), I can say that the Cleveland alternate media’s most favorite past time was urinating on the Cleveland mainstream media. I loved the Cleveland alternate media, but its tendency to believe it was high and…

My Fusion is in lightning blue, but I do wish it were available in racing green. 

But you’re still probably wrong. . . you have no devices!  NONE!

It doesn’t particularly matter.  Pick a standard and actually stick to it.  That’s why it’s a standard.

You know how I’d handle the problem of worrying about Daylight Savings Time?  I’d ban it.

Is this where I tell the story of my ex-girlfriend meeting a member of Maroon 5 and making me completely embarrassed?

So, when I was in college, Mephiskapheles was opening for GWAR one Halloween. One of the deans of my college was the parent of one of the Mephiskapheles members. So I visited the dean in my Halloween costume because there was a distinct lack of Halloween spirit on campus, so I felt like sticking out like a sore thumb.…

Since the guy is dead.  Yes.

I want hair like his. (Ahem.) It’s manly. (Ahem.)

Nah.  They’re better