Karen deserves better. WAY better.

Fuck, no. She said Halley's comet. It's right at the beginning. In the first 30 seconds.

WTF did Karen Carpenter ever do to you?

Halley's comet? In the 90s?!? Last time it flew by was 1986. #AlternativeAstronomy

NOT Sandy Dennis. CANDY CLARK!! Jeez..
http://youtu.be/9bjsag2vYlQ

You left out: "EAT 'EM!! EAT 'EM!! CHOMP CHOMP!!"

Moriarty is fucking unhinged. I think I saw this movie three times when it came out. No one will be seated during the jazz stylings of Michael Moriarty's rendition of "Evil Dreams".

Screw Netflix, the whole shebang is on YouTube. http://youtu.be/XIFPoQ0BefI

I'm warning you with Peace and Love. Now fuck off.
http://youtu.be/hV8JFj17AtY

Cardinal, good grief indeed.

In film school, they said "Tah-tee". Maybe a UK thing?

This guy:
http://thedailyshow.mtvnima…

In 2000, whether Bush won Florida or not, there is no question Gore beat him on the popular vote. When the Supreme Court stopped the recount, ALL of Florida's electoral votes went to Bush and that gave him the presidency. The PEOPLE voted for Gore.
And we still haven't done shit to prevent this type of thing from…

Now, I have to work on my pronunciation.

That reminds me of this meme from way back in 2004:
http://www.snopes.com/busin…

Thank you, http://translate.google.com.
Who knew it took all those Japanese characters to say "go fuck yourself"?

Steve Doocy, is that you?

"English Version"?!? Never knew.

OMG, Playtime WILL blow your mind.