I submit the following summary of the events of the last week as irrefutable proof that we are all in hell and Satan has an amazingly developed sense of humor:

In the ‘70s I was a nerdy kid who didn’t quite fit in.

Was given one of those as a joke. It’s a damn good pizza cutter.

I’ll just post this and be on my way

Okay. Lynda Carter playing “President Marsdin” has to be a piece of brilliant homage, right?! Right??!! There’s no way that was accidental.

Well, at least it spawned this little gem

I feel obligated to point out that John Jackson Miller’s novel, Kenobi, covers this ground most excellently. It’s the story of how Obi-Wan struggles with his guilt over Anakin, his concern that he might be the last Jedi, his anxiety about training another Skywalker, all while trying to keep a low profile and not get…