There are only two people who don't combine cheese and mustard; lactose intolerants and Nazis.

Yet you will gladly shove white bread and American cheese in your face hole?

Oh my god... "Bukkake-Style... something something... just like mom made it" this article has been giving out so many ideas for modified versions. Sorry, but like the other guy, I am going to have to steal the idea and eliminate loose ends.

I'm talking about eating food with flavor, I wouldn't serve a mustardless grilled cheese to my worst enemy. They won't even serve it that way to genocidal convicts in the Hague.

Oh, tomato paste? Still going to need to steal the idea, stage your death, and make a fortune. Now, do you prefer using your belt or the electrical cord, the closet or the bathroom?

Yes, but without mustard you only get "Cheese" , if you add mustard you get "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

I... so much white trash in such a small space.

In the sandwich? That seems like it would be too runny yet at the same time you may have just invented a sandwich stuffed with tomato soup... I will have to murder you, make it look like auto-erotic asphyxia, take your idea and run with it.

Think about your favorite god damn mac and cheese, you know what makes it so good? It's not the cheese alone, it's the cheese and mustard (powder usually). It cuts the richness and lets the flavor shine. It is like Hall and Oates, terrible as solos but great together.

I do mine on a cast iron griddle on the stove.

I can still forgive the omission of tomatoes since, unless you live in someplace that doesn't resemble Jack Frost's butthole right now, your tomato slices would have the same flavor as poker chips.

No mustard? You sir can go straight to hell! Bad enough you don't have tomato slices in there, but lacking the tang of mustard is tantamount to a war crime.

Mint tea is great for digestion issues, but fresh mint tea (if you have some) works even better since more of the compounds are present.

You might be better served by just buying a bottle of saline nasal spray (generic or brand name it doesn't matter since both are sterile).

Bitch please, the ladies will whip them out for audiences that won't ogggle them.

The meat itself isn't terrible but the starches (Rice, tortillas, etc.) can add up as do the dairy products. So skip the carbs and it takes the calories down a lot.

If I recall, their CEO actually made a point of noting "there is no secret menu" since they are set up for al a carte service. Though not charging someone for the extras is nice for the customer but bad for the location.

I think he did, in reference to them being navy.

He also pushed his psychotic character into a brief spot on Person of Interest.

Shit son, I am talking actual native Angelinos and OC fuckers who were there when there used to be Orange Groves. First they liked the Rams (if you were in OC) or the Raiders (LA) and then when both teams left in the 90's, some stayed loyal to the Raiders but everyone else went hardcore 9ers. I learned very fast that…