"amen, debit cards are for folks with zero discipline."

Lucas is thrilled, obviously.

Rich kids usually carry around plastic and not cash. Best you could hope for is a grip of better drugs than you're used to, or a sweet new phone when you do that.

B-b-but the two girls in Mos Eisley! And, uh... the fat dancer with six boobs, and the Twi'lek dancer and... and...

Do you think women should be cops, even if you think it won't make a difference?

I can't tell you how ok I am with bad attitudes and creep asshole behavior being roundly mocked. Plus, the added bonus of the technological wizardry of warning other people who might not be on OK Cupid and those kinds of places to beware these guys. Society is better for shunning this sort of thing. Seriously.

If I had to write something important in Chinese, I would definitely get someone else to proofread me. Maybe the circumstances were no different?

Urusei Yatsura was my first "real" anime, other than the Saturday morning Marine Boy and Speed Racer stuff they had on in the 1970s. I watched my first episode on a bootleg tape back in 1989... a year before I left high school.

I had two moms back in the 1980s south of the Mason Dixon line. I feel ya.

My s.o. and I have a theory. We're too poor anymore. Going out to eat crappy shit all the time is less viable now than it was in the nineties back when we had more discretionary income. That, and we walk every-goddamned-where now since it's just too expensive to have a car in the city. $4 a gallon? Shit, we'll just…

It's neither feasible to pay $2.25 during rush hour for a bus, nor to drive (were I to have a car) for only .8 miles. And since I like to dilly dally in the mornings, I gotta walk fast. And I'm just as eager to get home. My BMI is 22 and were I to quit smoking, I'd be a brick house.

CHANCE HARPER!!! Now there's a League guy worth his salt.