"Hmm, what do I want? Oh yeah... BLOODY VENGEANCE!"

I have wanted a lime green Twinkie bus since I was a kid, and we sold our old one.

:( RIP, Twinkie bus.

If Olsen did become the Scarlet Witch, she would reportedly need to affect a “European accent” for the role, which really does seem unnecessarily vague, geographically speaking.

I know just the guy to train her vocally.

Getting old means having less time left. Less time to spend with bad habits, old grudges, and other life shorteners. More time under your belt also means perspective, which adds urgency and vigilance where needed, and more importantly, removes it from where it need not be.

I like getting old. I still dance and…

It does seem like a waste to burn it, unless it was powering something...

What do you do with a 15 ton lump of stinky shit fat with other stuff stuck in it?

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

I so want to see Colonel Gentleman try to fit into his old Zardoz disco outfit.

So incredibly sad it was the third damned episode of the first season.

Yeah, I remember it bummed me out, too.

Ser Carcetti is very hot.

"What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?" Londo to Vir

Not gonna lie, he was a simpering git, but really pretty.

While I was hacking off the Professor's hand with an extremely dull saw, I had time to think. Who could use a doomsday device more, the scammers, or me, Bender? After several minutes of steady sawing, I had the answer. Me, Bender!

The one and only.

There's a convenience store in the upper midwest called Super America. It replaced all the 7-11s in Minnesota. LOL.

My son is a quarter black, looks like a white kid. Still identifies as black. Hears amazing shit that would never be spoken aloud in front of me. I feel for him. It's a different kind of suck. Similar, but not the same to being told that your light skin somehow makes you "better" or "prettier".

God, I wanted to fucking…

Why are the half-blacks always called half-blacks, and never half-whites?

Once you understand the answer to that question, you might understand why no half-black/half-white person in the history of ever has thought they've "owned" the term "bi-racial". It's just been the go-to media description for our types.

It's…

OMFG. Out with my white husband at a coffeehouse next door to where we were doing laundry in a white hippie part of the hood. White lady comes up to me and just cold asks me if I'm "canvassing for Obama".

Nah, doll, I live around here, too.

You know what? This kid is like me, my parents are mixed the way the kid's are. I am 40ish. I don't remember seeing an interracial family like this in a commercial ever. White folks don't understand how important it is to see positive portrayals of people like yourself in the media.

Meanwhile, Minneapolis sighs and goes, "Spring's coming a little late..."

It's been fourteen years since this role, he looks great. Dystopian computer avis selling tech? Living in the future is just about what I was told it would be. :)