Did you have to go full asshole on him at the end of your reply?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

Marc: “Joker, did you used to hate me?”

If you murdered 49 people and referenced me I, as a rational person, would be very hurt and dismayed by this. I would take a DEEP look into my language and my message and try to see why you did this. Is my message being distorted? Or am I actually sharing hurtful things about another race/religion/etc?
I would do…

It looks like they animated a genie and then slapped Will Smith’s face on at the last minute. I’d say I can’t believe how bad this looks, but the troubled production all but guaranteed it.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

On Thursday, they emphasized that this case shouldn’t discourage others from contributing to a good cause.

Agreed. A cop is trained to assess a threat and act accordingly. A civilian isn’t trained to ensure they don’t touch their waistband during a situation like this. As much as they know they shouldn’t, there’s no telling how they will actually react when their adrenaline is pumping.

Yeah, winning probably doesn’t even require the judges to be fooled, it's the total package. 

It’s always amusing to see people trying to figure out how magic works.  You do realize his performance won the award for magicians and was judged by magicians, right?  It’s the routine, the performance, that won.  Don’t try to figure it out, just enjoy it. 

Plot twist: guy trying to break into your house is a demon hunter

I despise few things more than adults using children for crime. So incredibly fucked up and sad.

Making jokes about white people isn’t the same as making racist jokes about black people, or Asian people, or Jews, or gay people, or any other historically oppressed minority.

Shenanigans was bought out by Mishegoss. But there’s a Hijinks opening about 5 minutes away. So, options.

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

and the lemon made it through un-aded

Article needs both statues and stamp for comparison. “Sultry” stamp liberty:

Wiseau serious?