1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!

Marc: “Joker, did you used to hate me?”

It looks like they animated a genie and then slapped Will Smith’s face on at the last minute. I’d say I can’t believe how bad this looks, but the troubled production all but guaranteed it.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

Agreed. A cop is trained to assess a threat and act accordingly. A civilian isn’t trained to ensure they don’t touch their waistband during a situation like this. As much as they know they shouldn’t, there’s no telling how they will actually react when their adrenaline is pumping.

Plot twist: guy trying to break into your house is a demon hunter

I despise few things more than adults using children for crime. So incredibly fucked up and sad.

Making jokes about white people isn’t the same as making racist jokes about black people, or Asian people, or Jews, or gay people, or any other historically oppressed minority.

Shenanigans was bought out by Mishegoss. But there’s a Hijinks opening about 5 minutes away. So, options.

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

and the lemon made it through un-aded

Wiseau serious?

secondary function for Coup as family game, parents can find out how good their kids are at lying and plan accordingly for future.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

Read that as “Coke-Flavoured” on first glance.

The reason your comment comes off as ignorant is because there’s more to it than just looking up the solution online.

You ever wonder how somebody goes through their whole life - twenty, thirty years maybe even - and all of those events, all of those trials, all the advice they’ve ever heard from their seniors, every challenge they’ve faced - all of it leads up to a single absolutely stupid as shit Internet comment?

It’s better than nothing