I feel like I’m watching the worst game of Secret Hitler ever played.

Your information is correct and right, but your attitude towards others sucks. Fuck off and get a better one.

Garfield is pretty hated on these days, but those early specials all have sincere tear jerk moments that I have still never forgotten.

First, looks great, I’m all on board, but...

Gaming related.

Gaming related.

What a crappie tail.

It’s tonally so 90's that I feel like I’m watching Clerks.

Good luck Evan. I’ve really appreciated your writings over the years. So many times I would be appreciating an article so much that I was already knee-deep into, that I had to stop reading to go check the byline. The majority of the time it was you. It even got to where I was able to call it a couple of times; “this…

Not compatible with my tablets, only my phones? What the heck? Why will this not work on a Shield Tablet?

Must be Mario Maker. The relative size of the controller means it’s a Wii U gamepad, plus it’s in wide screen on a flat screen TV.

I know the pain of this well. Too often I’ve began a game and gotten some arbitrary distance into it, only to shelve it for other interests for what ends up becoming months. And yeah, I usually have to scrap my progress and start over. Or occasionally, start a new game for long enough to regain some of my bearings…

Yeah, I collect some weird shit, too. I never got the first TGS disc they offered, or that Tokyo Access disc. (Kinda wish I did)

I was just watching their Unravel review earlier tonight. This sucks.

God..damn..it.

I don’t have a clear answer for you either, but I just want to express my sincere appreciation for your very thoughtfully written and thought provoking article. Kudos.

What’s the big deal? I routinely beat entire games using only my thumbs.

That also means that Majora’s Mask turns fifteen today as well (I got both on the same day). Where’s the Zelda love?

Zelda Collector’s edition contains four Zelda games, but not the first four.

“ If convicted on all counts, he faces up to five years and eight months in jail.”

Can I get a 30 sec, TL;DW cut?