I mean Don isn’t wrong. No one knows any of the players on the Marlins now.

Burn down the New York Times op-ed section. Replace it with Marmaduke or something.

This is a good idea. I agree that two times per year the lottery ball that comes out should be blank and that means that the player drafted at that spot should be fired into outer space. It’s tough but fair and as a law and order candidate, I support this.

Yes, this cover sucks, but “Hurt” by Johnny Cash, “All Along The Watchtower” by Jimi Hendrix, and “The Man Who Sold The World” by Nirvana all beg to differ about covers in general.

This worked and it made me happy and my wings were perfect and delicious.

I imagine that includes checking, savings, and retirement accounts, split between two people. Doesn’t seem that out of control.

You have to wonder if this performance was just foles gold

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!

You could say he was laughing off the criticisms, displaying an otherworldly calm.
OR
Bortles Chortles at Mortals.

The NCAA would certainly step in if they found a player got paid $5 to wash the car of a booster’s cousin seven years ago, though.

“Just a few minutes ago, Weinstein released a statement denying Jackson’s recollection of a blacklist, which is curious given that all the parties involved are Caucasian”

He shouldn’t have gotten so chummy with the Russkies. The International Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids has now infiltrated us at the highest level.

Seriously, I eat lots of meat, but steak isn’t my favorite thing and never has been. But cooked right I’d fuck up a whole goddamned goat.

Liking chicken and not beef is what girls do who don’t like meat but say they do to get an invitation from the butcher’s son to the sock hop.

That’s just about the stupidest string of comparisons I’ve ever seen written out. Not a single one of those things is like appreciating Frank Zappa for his articulated perspectives but not appreciating his music. Not a single one. My goodness.

I like dissonance, I like acquired tastes, I like Jackson Pollock. Zappa is shit. His big musical ideas are largely not about musical sounds but about how music is written. It’s like if I wrote an experimental novel based on patterns on a keyboard. The end result wouldn’t really say anything at all. Now imagine that…

I was at the Lehigh game in ‘96. I was a high school junior visiting my brother who was a student manager on the team. I vividly remember sitting with my brother’s friends who were going crazy towards the end of the game when the whole Nate Allison fiasco happened. The entire Palestra emptied out and probably half the…

Since these are the Trumps another good lesson would be to tell Chloe to take a good look at the girl trick-or-treating next to her because that will be her stepmother in 15 years.

I like the concept, and the execution for the visuals, but it feels like the audio quality wasn’t as well delivered.

Why are these videos becoming so common? Does anyone actually like the video format? Why not just save everyone’s time and write a list of their five answers so everyone doesn’t have to come to the comments to read the transcript from whichever user got here first? There’s rarely any elaboration. They literally just…