It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

Well shit, now I want to hear the full version of a St. Vincent cover of 46&2

Fallon is talented. However, that anyone would say, unironically, “I love Jimmy Fallon” is even more baffling than Leno beating Letterman in the ratings for years.

On behalf of everyone here, let me thank you for sharing that gripping tale of sarcastic confusion and smug rejection of something mildly out of sync with your expectations. The fact that many people profess to enjoy a thing only serves to underline the heroism inherent in your casual apathy towards it. Bravo.

In your defense, many of those minutes contain Jimmy Fallon.

He most likely had school and parents to curtail his habits before being drafted, now he’s probably living on his own or more likely with a couple other draftee/knucklehead teenagers.

I listened on earbuds, I listened on speakers, I listened on noise-canceling headphones! And I hear the same thing every dang time!!!!!

Is math not a mental skill? How do you do math? With your biceps?

Or you could watch basketball.

I have a David Herman story:

He sunk IU and went on his merrily way to wait out his personal sanctions from the NCAA. He can eat shit as far as I’m concerned.

Yeah, cheating is cheating. The entire fucking world of sports is full of arbitrary rules people agree to follow, on and off the court. Ask Indiana fans their thoughts on Kelvin, or the AD who lost his job over it after defending him the first time around. And, sure, obviously the NCAA is full of shit and has a ton of…

Sampson’s NCAA troubles are well-documented, and not worth dwelling on at this point.

The movie literally blew out the sound system twice at the theater where they held the premiere. But that has less to do with the movie and more about the probably not up-to-date equipment at the Paramount.

That was why I said “seems,” I don’t know him. Based on what I know about him, he’s done some dumb things, experienced some personal trauma, and appears to want to not be shitty. And as someone else pointed out, he’s not currently being accused of any kind of sexual misconduct, so far as I know. I’m pretty much just…

To be fair, I would be pretty annoyed about a question regarding a backdated T.U.E. for a tournament played nearly three years ago.

Its actually an ironic use of it by millennials to mock stories complaining about them by turning the complaint articles into rambling nonsense about space lizards and whatnot.

Whoa, this guy was 5 in 1989? I’m older than this putz? Wow. He does not look good for his age.

Sometimes I think I died that one night in the bayou country of Alabama; the last few years have been one of those pineal gland DMT death trips.

Sexual enthusiasm is a difficult thing to fake. If ANGST thinks her sex life with her boyfriend—and his with her—is great, I’m inclined to believe her. Maybe the boyfriend would like sex with a man better or would like to expand his sexual repertoire or something, but he must at the very least be into the sex he and…