Go to the farmers market. Talk to Irma. She’ll send you to Sal. Yes, it’s legit don’tworryaboutit. If he’s not in a deli, then find another Irma. Don’t show cash until you need to. You may need to by Sal a sandwich hey waitaminuteyouwearingawire?

But how many games have they lost? Deadspin should really be giving us all same manner of regular updates about this.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Deron Williams and LeBron are the same age

Your co-workers only have your interests in mind.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

Well. Now I have some things to reconsider.

If thine eyes can gaze upon this printed sonnet hereth upon the rear of mine garb, the shrew hath departed, descending away unto the road behind...

Sadly, this wasn’t a Stingray.

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?