Cool! I can immediately dismiss this list because the first slide is Robert Altman’s amazing live action Popeye movie. Like I’d give you the Prairie Home Companion movie or even though I like it OC and Stiggs but not Popeye.

Trump and friends have realized an all important fact in this age of instant news. Lies are just as good as facts because by the time they are corrected or proven wrong, nobody cares anymore. heres hoping that somehow someways, these lies eventually catch up to him

Hoops isn’t dead .

You coward - you got called out now you’re trying to walk it back on a technicality that nobody buys. Everyone knew what you meant by “that photo” and we all knew “airdrop” was short hand for “post it”.  Either apologize for it or own it, but don’t try to weasel out of it.

thank you, uh... CryptosAreTheFuture

Yea, clearly half his hair was decimated. Time for payback, Thanos.

At the current rate of me clearing my backlog of non-played Steam games, I already have a life time supply of games.

The Constitution is currently unavailable due to a DDoS attack.

Not to mention the fact that she’s a Terminator. No thank you!

Being a Canadian, I watch CNN and generally keep up with American news so I can better understand our southern neighbors.

Miller doesn’t strike me as near cool enough to have ever listened to black metal...even the shitty fascist shit. He strikes me more as the guy who thought he was super edgy with a couple Disturbed and Kilkswitch Engaged CDs in his hand me down 3 series Beemer....

I’ve read Jezebel for years but nothing has ever motivated me to actually post until today:

“But no one tells him to turn his Burzum CD” is the wittiest zinger I’ve ever seen in any Jez article and wish to congratulate Rebecca on using it in the most appropriate context possible!

(For those curious what Burzum is google…

Water is not compressible, so not springy.

God that looks stupid. Why the hell does lack-of-gravity = things suddenly floating off the ground? Things at rest...

Business. Many businesses depend on internet nowadays. Losing all internet for say, 2 days would make me to pack my stuff and hand in my resignation. And I’m not the only one.

This article is on point. As a straight male, I too find the gratuitous fan service off-putting and it makes it difficult to share anime with friends and family. However, when the show is about fan service and the plot justifies it, like Kill-la-Kill, it can be extremely enjoyable.

So, in a few words, you really didn’t read this.