Is there some kind of magical border between 38 and 39?

It’s so true. And let’s be very frank: Sanchez was a third down stop away from a potential-game winning drive to get the Jets to the Super Bowl in 2010. He played his balls off in both of the postseasons he has been in (four road wins, 60.5 completion percentage, 9 TDs, 3 picks).

My face is already quite punchable.

I call your attention to this article:

They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

Actually the game has been blowing up over the last week... But troll harder bro.

If that happens, the dipshits in the comments around here and elsewhere will talk about how bad Chargers fans are, having no context. They’ve been dangling this move over San Diego’s head for 10 years, and people finally had enough.

Doesn’t come out as well as a zinger of a hot take, though.

+100 for mentioning TimeSplitters. That game pretty much defined my childhood and made me an FPS aficionado.

Reminds me a bit of the old timesplitters map maker. Sooo many hours spent making ridiculous levels for my friends and I to play.

Rated E for EEEAAARGHHHH

meh

You sound hip as fuck with that Vice name drop. See you at Paradiso, cool guy.

Wait a second it is “against the law” to remove personal medical information from internal notes? Wow the internet lawyers teach us new ones every day!

So, uhh, it’s legal, it doesn’t break NFL rules, and Jones didn’t miss any meetings or practices? Seems like this falls into the same general category as getting blackout drunk on a non-work-night. Not the most responsible behavior, but doesn’t seem like it should lead the national news, either.

I’ll miss you Beer Can

I know several people who met Tomsula during his D-line coaching days. Every one of them describes him as kind, generous and one of the nicest people they’ve met. It’s obvious that he was set up to fail, and as a human being I feel bad for him.

Please God, let me see Tomsula+Browns.

My favourite team is wherever you are, Tomsula.

All joking aside, he seems like an awesome dude.