Guess they ain't got no Lovie for him?..... I'll be outside eating crab legs.

>First person to mention race

1. The decision to let him to.

This looks like they’ve got someone in mind for the job. Doesn’t make a ton of sense from a performance standpoint (although the defense actually regressed a bit this year and they lost five of six at the end of the year). The timing is weird, too; there aren’t a lot of Black Wednesday firings.

Lavonte David has some thoughts.

Maybe it’s because I’m working in Boston this week and the locals’ accents are getting to me, but this seems like a fahkin’ stoopid move by the Buckin Ears.

You are 100% correct. Utterly baffling. The whole Colts thing was weird, but this? This is the weirdest coach firing since Schottenheimer got canned for going 14-2 in San Diego years ago. Lovie might not have had a great two years, but as the article noted his work with Winston was pretty good. Another year and they…

Stupid. Just stupid.

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Don’t forget Bobby!! :)

Once again, the GOP trots out one of its token minorities. 2 years ago, it was Rubio. Last year, they had a real-live white woman, and this year, we’ve progressed all the way up to a woman of color! See? The GOP doesn’t hate ALL brown people!

Has this ever actually helped the person who does the response? I swear it just makes them look dumb.

She also said that racism isn’t a problem in this country because she’s the Governor. Which is really cute because other Republicans were calling her a “raghead” before her election.

Marco Rubio sent a note of congratulations along with a case of water.

Actually you can stop at the first sentence.

I will start a GoFundMe and contribute $55.

You’ll be soon greeted by agents from said area that will question your motive to support terrorists.

Imagine the disappointment for Ritzheimer’s kids. Sit through all that, then it turns out your dad doesn’t have terminal cancer.

$55 can buy a lot of snacks!