Hahahaha, I live in Albuquerque (ugghh) and it’s pretty well talked about in any gym that Jon loves him some blow.

I can easily see Jones losing his comeback fight.

What gets you harder, Black Grantland or Jon Jones?

“...we haven’t even been the worst team in the league in any of these three Hinkie years.”

Sure, it’s tough on the players. But as a fan I’m looking forward to the 41 first round picks this team will have in the 2038 draft.

I'm pretty sure that xtube knows which 10 seconds of their videos make people squeal the most as well.

“I think my notorious adorableness might have gotten me in big trouble!”

Maybe I’m just jaded, but a DEA agent dad making frequent trips to Panama seems like a pretty good way to re-up.

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.

“Kingpin?” Really? Those are like college dorm dealer amounts. Or the personal stash of Robert Downey, Jr. in the 90’s.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

I dunno, but they got it at least half-right b/c the field hockey girls in college were rockin’.

You can’t expect him to remember all of his blackouts.

Can't tell if you're taking this seriously enough.

Manziel declined to comment on the photos/video of him out in Austin, saying he hadn’t seen them

This is still more entertaining to watch than Mike Pettine's new Instagram video, "Stickin to the original depth chart for no reason with #joshmccown."

I needed to feel better about myself today. This did it.

Adult man drinks on his week off.

Poor guy can’t even leave the country and catch a break.

“Case closed?”