This brings back both wonderful and awful memories. That old white piece of junk that always had to be manually adjusted to come even remotely close to the outcome you intended — selectric football really hasn’t changed since I was a kid.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

You clearly know nothing about soccer fans if you’re calling NFL fans the dipshittiest of all dipshit sports fans.

How old are you? Because the age you were when this came out heavily influences your experience. If you weren’t even alive yet, it can seem rather dated.

I’d love to see a flow chart of the mental gymnastics required to allow a reasoning sentient to be able to forgo NFL football, for it’s myriad faults and foibles, and replace it with South American soccer.

I'm convinced that Mike Leach can't do anything in life without doing it belligerently.

Does watching the video on a loop, pretending it’s Ryan Leaf, and laughing hysterically make you a bad person? Asking for a friend.

The worst part is the kid being knocked unconscious and taken off on a stretcher.

It’s football sort of. I gave up (got the remote) in favor of 48 Hours.

Mike Leach has already locked him in a dark room and announced he’ll be ready to go for both next week's game and the last quarter of this game.

That’ll show him!

Even though its unlikely, They still have an outside shot at the playoff, so sitting their best player probably isn’t smart

Works better for him . Ensures he doesn’t get Willis McGahee’d in his last game.

Counting to 2 is hard.

I’d leave too. Fuck getting grilled by a bunch of midwestern hicks.

Zeke is a damn hero. 100% true, don’t blame any of the players, coaching staff deserves to be roasted. Play calling all season has been awful.

He’s not wrong. That play calling was abysmal. I wouldn’t stick around for another year of that either.

Isn’t making contact with a referee an ejectable offense?

Thought it was the opening to 50 Shades of Gray Down South - Dadi Beats Cherry.

Dadi is not a good example for the kids in the stands.