How do you sleep at night having that big dildo stuck up your asshole, buffoon?

Just how absurd all of this backlash of Newton is? Today on First Take (sans SAS and Bayless—what a surprise!), Kate Fagan and others were defending J.J. Watt being J.J. Watt, saying and doing goofy stuff and slamming Andy Dalton, all because he “didn’t get the joke”.

It’s ok, those ladies aren’t getting paid to do this, so it doesn’t count.

Cerebral.

You forgot all the dirty work those white guys do, and the FILM STUDY! Good God, let Ron Jaworski tell you about the film study (please, it’s all he’s got anymore).

Now there are some role models... Several pairs of them.

Let’s not forget where she redirected her daughter’s eyes from Cam’s shameful, sexualized display.

its insane! They just keep airing the clip of Palmer air face fucking the seattle fans on ESPN like the normal viewer can’t lip read... keep dabbin on em folks cam

Same thing happened last year. No one remembers, though, as those white people moved on shortly after discovering online cuckolding classifieds.

Cardinals backup quarterback Drew Stanton waved running back Andre Ellington into the end zone from the sideline like the Cardinals had just won the Super Bowl in what was later described as an “ode to joy.”

When was the last time that dude scored a touchdown? Or smiled

Or his team sucks this year and he can’t get in the endzone to celebrate

You’re right, it’s not about race, it’s about knowing your place. Wilson knows his place. Cam clearly doesn’t. Just ‘cause he’s a rich, talented athlete leading a team to a currently perfect 8-1 record, doesn’t mean he can act out and step out of (society’s) bounds.

The complete silence on Carson Palmer’s “suck it” compared to the nonsense surrounding Cam speaks volumes. Like you, it all seems so cliche at this points. Its like even the haters are going through the motions.

No, this is Cam Newton’s fault. He’s setting up millions of young children for failure, and I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about this issue. I’m happy that some talking heads are, because I don’t want my son thinking that he can grow up and successfully quarterback the Carolina Panthers.

The NFL needs less Gabbin and more Dabbin

Ok, I finally watched this and...where are these pelvic thrusts this woman is talking about? Does she not know where the pelvis is, because raising your leg does not a pelvic thrust make.

“I just want my child to watch grown men get head trauma, and now i have to explain what dabbing means!!!!

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.