Ha, like you were even half as accomplished at 17. Chronic masturbating doesn’t count.

That is one hell of a burn. You have to fight him or commit seppuku from dishonour.

Oh snap.

“Like BJ Novak, but less street.”

This is turning into Drake vs. Meek II, and Turton just unleashed his Back to Back!

He didn’t have me until the Subaru Outback. You GO, son!

Right now, this is what the world looks like to Samer.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

You look at the data and the research, and there’s a new Harvard study out that shows that there is no racism in the hearts of police officers

“Aroma of the dank as I’m breathing through the bank.”

Adele wishes she put this line in the original.

I hate how much I like these shitty Lakers, and I want them to go back to being good so I can go back to hating them.

Well, I mean I’m not going to support a pregnant woman drinking heavily on a regular basis either, and that’s also her choice.

Considering I KNOW the person who did this now, I know it was NOT fake.

would be someone with access to make quite a convincing fake

Sorry but it is in fact real. The flagpole updated its story earlier with a confirmation from bartenders there. There is a reason why DT Athens is split into the student and townie sides. The side with this bar is scary and backwards.

It’s real. Here’s the Raw story article with a screenshot where a bartender there says it’s a shot, not a cocktail as if that made it less offensive. https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/georgi…

I used to work at this print shop. It is not a fake. Also, the employee did not violate any shop policy by doing this.

What happened is someone saw something they thought was so appalling that they wanted other people in the community to know about it. Athens is a small town. We all know that bar. I’m not the…

No. Insinuated that this was a FAKE. It just seems way out of no where to just one day be like “I’m going to work today and making a fake menu item for General Beauregard’s.” However if the bar had sent the menus to the print shop to be printed off, like most downtown restaurants do (it was probably local print shop…