I can give you a definitive and very precise answer on the time period, straight from Noah Hawley:

Coiffed is to do with hair, quaffed is energetic drinking

Alternatively: “here’s a horse monster, now get the fuck out of Colorado.”

I don’t disagree, but sticking that thing out in front of the Denver airport as a: “Hey, welcome to our city, here’s a horse-monster” is supremely fucked up.

Especially the eye brows.

Vicki didn’t buy them a house. She said in the first episode she lent them the money for a down payment and they’re paying her back when the sell their OKC house. Don’t get me wrong, that’s still super generous but for Vicki to act like she giving them a house out of the goodness of her heart is gross.

Even her hair looked pretty great (less 90s prom blow out). I mean... in her talking head segments she’s right back to it, but in that moment she seemed kind of normal.

I think Vicki figured out at some point that Brooks didn’t have cancer, but wanted him to stay with her and didn’t want to admit the other ‘Wives were right about him, so she covered for him. Plus, she’s covering her ass because she was somehow involved with the “miracle cure” that Brooks started swilling & shilling.…

No, I think Brianna is legit sick- she had her thyroid removed a few seasons back and she’s talked about struggling with her health.

“I didn’t say I WANTED casserole, just that I EXPECTED casserole.”

Her sociopathic crocodile tears at the beach were really something. You can see on her face the moment she realizes that the only way to get what she wants is to pretend to be sad and beg for Tamra’s friendship. Like, that was a bad fake cry. Vicki, you’ve been on television for a decade! Surely you can do better.

SHE ADMITTED THAT SHE LIED and helped fudge medical records at the RHOC reunion!!! SHE ADMITTED IT. And now she says she still believes that...

That may be a reason but anyone who has ever lost someone to cancer takes any asshole faking cancer for sympathy, money, a reality TV storyline, etc., to heart. It’s pretty unforgivable and no one will ever believe that Vicki didn’t know nor even cares about what it all means in the grand scheme of things because her…

Michael, if you’re reading this, please have your mother’s gravestone read, simply: Vicki Gunvalson—she lied because she wanted sympathy and a casserole.

the only way you should drink urine,is in a survival situation, and only after you’ve put it through a solar still - that way you get the water without any of the bacteria or dehydrating minerals.

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”