Its unpatriotic to impose LaToya Jackson on our troops.

LaToya Jackson has looked the same for decades and no one born after 1950 calls anything "THE war", so I'm having a fun time guessing when and where that picture was taken. Gulf War/Panama in 1990? Kosovo in 1999 ? Last week in Syria? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Clearly he is not.

I don't think he actually has a sister, so this was more a dig at things trailer trash people do vs her telling him to actually assault someone. She's saying he's from a place where siblings might bang and that's not good.

That's awesome! But if he had been in a reality show I totally would have watched it. Like Groucho Marx, the only reality shows I want to watch are ones about people who have way too much self-respect to be in reality shows.

So, like, no one has a problem with his rhyming "Janay Rice" with "Ray Rice"?

GOD NO, NO NO MAKE IT STOP WHY. Jenny McCarthy is doing a reality show. UGH. This time the dumb torture she will inflict upon the human race will be about her marriage to Donnie Wahlberg.

If you are a newlywed and you make a reality show called "[Your husband's name here] Loves [Your name here]," you are just asking to get divorced and have the entire world point and laugh at you. Does Jenny McCarthy not fear the Evil Eye? She might as well just throw an I Don't Have Ebola party and write a song called…

I feel like Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea are the lady version of Dylan McDermott Mulrooney or however that conglomerate of meh actors goes.

So I tracked down the actual complaint and Unilever is suing for false advertising under the Lantham Act, alleging that Just Mayo is not, in fact, mayonnaise. And according to the complaint, the FDA does define mayonnaise as containing an "egg-yolk containing ingredient." Which of course, Just Mayo does not.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

Yeah, fight misogyny by insulting poor people! Oh, no, wait...

Pretty sure she was making a joke there.

I never thought I would say this, but WTF, Dr. Ruth?

I've never bought into the idea that going out to eat by yourself is for lonely people. Or going to the movies by yourself, or going on vacation by yourself, or doing pretty much anything by yourself.

Garth Brooks missed out on a great opportunity. #garthie

How exactly would Hopkins be negligent if they didn't ban all Greek social activities? This ban seems like precisely the kind of policy people should hate: it does nothing to make people safer, it's unsustainable(the ban will have to end sooner or later and if it doesn't, an off-campus drinking scene will quickly…

You know, it's amazing: I went to a top-tier, high-pressure college with no Greek life (school policy; it was banned) and yet somehow we managed to relax on weekends, spend time with our friends, socialize and preserve our mental health just fine.

I've had a killer headache and my hands/feet have felt kinda weird ever since