That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

She's been murdered.

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

To be fair, he had a chinstrap.

I would also like to be held in winter. Or summer. Or any time, really.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

As a boss let me tell you none of this works. Do your job, do it well, dont complain. It will get you far.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…

If I may suggest some awesome alternatives with potentially questionable morals:

July 4th 1996

This is the scene I was referring to (for those without YouTube access)

Right. And Tommy Wiseau always meant for The Room to be a "dark comedy."

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

Top 5 Carpenter movies:

Sad to admit I did a lot of this crap (the tamer stuff, not the really creppy stuff) in my 20's. My defense? I didn't know better/I thought because my intent was good I could do that stuff/older idiots had told me I should do that instead of being nice. I'd like to think I've grown since then, but I wish I knew this…

The Manboy Who Lived.