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Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Yes it did. It was actually in the trailer. Someone bought the original location so they had to move the program across the street to 22 Jump Street.

'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil' is an under-appreciated classic of comedy and horror.

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

Aside from some questionable attempts to go into a falsetto, I don't see what's awful about this...

If you read the Bible, the host of characters who are often lumped into the singular identity of "the devil" doesn't actually seem as bad as god. Personally, I'm of the opinion that between Satan and the god that demands absolute obedience and unconditional love on pain of eternal punishment, the guy who encourages

I gotta love how satanism is essentially a religion that exists entirely to troll people.

Without the front half of the tubes.

Being hit by a sleigh?

I have no problem with Neuer being the third finalist, because he's arguably the world's best keeper, but it should be Suarez up there.

The NFL is so evil it turned Ray Rice into a sympathetic figure. The only logical outcome of this is that he signs with New England so everyone can go back to hating him.

They seriously could have just looped those few seconds of that footage for the entire trailer and it would've been better than anything ever.

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This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.

I am saddened by the lack of "Ghosts of the Sargasso" on this list.

Except for the lack of a female form of "Junior."

Which is also weird, and just asking for an early death (I'm Jewish), but it's at least ameliorated by the use of Junior and using it as a continuation of a famous character. In this case, we just get confused who's being talked about.

Palpatine don't Sheev. He nasty.

"You could melt me and put me in a cup"