Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

Getting hit by a car might actually be a real website.

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

Oh look, another "Isn't fast food gross!?" article. There just aren't enough of these out there already, we needed another.

I would eat this.

INDIANA JONES

Next up for FC Santa Claus, a midweek friendly vs Manchester United.

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

That 70's Show

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

The bluescreen effects in the Smaug sequence just looked horrible. Like an episode of TNG bad.

FIGHT ME.

Oh, fuck off.

1. Patton (expecially now that she's single)

It's actually him laughing at his own jokes. Olbermann is one of the greatest ventriloquists of our time.

He already made a film that was the perfect combination of Tough Guy Neeson and Prestige Neeson. It was Rob Roy.

How are you going to write an article on Liam Neeson being a badass the day after the Scotland vote and not talk about Rob Roy?

There's a key difference being glossed over here: that Indiana Jones is never once shown profiting from what he acquires. Yes he gets his missions funded, but he never sells anything and he doesn't have an even remotely extravagant lifestyle. He lives on his professor's salary, and he only works for museums and…

So keep the budget low. Deadpool's a relatively cheap hero to do; his powers are that he heals and he has no fourth wall, and neither of those requires a bunch of CGI.